Food jokes

Food budgeting through the credit crunch

We love a good food joke at, and quite often the bad ones get a laugh too just for their sheer rubbish factor. Here are a few of our favourites:

  • Is that sushi in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?

  • What is the only cheese that can obscure a small horse?
  • Mascarpone.

  • Why did the basil and ginger end up in jail?
  • Because the lemongrassed.