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Food jokes

Food budgeting through the credit crunch

We love a good food joke at iLoveMyGrub.com, and quite often the bad ones get a laugh too just for their sheer rubbish factor. Here are a few of our favourites:

  • Is that sushi in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?


  • What is the only cheese that can obscure a small horse?

    • Mascarpone.

  • Why did the basil and ginger end up in jail?

    • Because the lemongrassed.